please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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