Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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