i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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