I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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