So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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