Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Let's get the cat blown out
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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