she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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