I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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