it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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