They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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