i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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