I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i think im in europe. pls send help
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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