but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
be right there i have to get my cape
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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