Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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