I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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