I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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