how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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