doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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