uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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