I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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