No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Green mimosas i think yes
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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