big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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