oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
