I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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