Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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