New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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