Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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