It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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