We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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