it hurts more in the daytime
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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