I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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