Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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