i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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