I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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