Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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