just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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