love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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