i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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