i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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