You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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