If that was your dad, he is hot
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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