white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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