They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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