If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
be right there i have to get my cape
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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