There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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