Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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