It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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