at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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