i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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