Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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