nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My legs feel like baby dolphins
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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