I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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