it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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